Dog Jokes

A dog walks into a job centre and goes up to the woman at the desk. He says "hello,
I'm looking for work." The woman looks up, amazed, and says "Blimmin' hell, a
talking dog! Er, well, the circus is in town. I'll give them a ring."
The dog says "the circus? what the heck would the circus want with a plumber?" 

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful,
enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be
the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three, she decides to be kind and
tells them, "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an
imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." 

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and
cheese." 

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence
whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever.
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. "My, my," said the
Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says,
"How about you, little guy?" 

The last of the three, tiny in stature, but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell
Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the
Lab and says,
“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”