Namkeen Hindi chutkule

Garam Aur Namkeen hind chutkule
Mubarak Ho
Govrnment Ne Teri Sun Li
Badi Tension Me Tha Tu
Dusro Ko Dekh Kar Tadapta Tha
Ab Khush Ho Ja
Market Me
1 Inch Ka Condom AgGya Ha???
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Wife- Do you want anything from USA?
Husband- An American girl.
Wife returns.
Husband- Where is my gift?
Wife- Just wait for 9 months.
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Grl:BRA dkhao2
Dukandr:36 chalegi?G:Thori choti doD:30 Ya use v kam G:Thora kam size D:24 hoga?
G:or choti D:Behenji,Cream lagalo.shyd PIMPLE hoga???4
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11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 bananas.
Fruit Seller: me 12 se kam nahi bechta hu
1 girl said: Le le yaar ek kha lenge.
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Beti:Maa gaon me filmwale aye hai
Maa:Andar aaja Inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti:Karan Johar b hai
Maa:To tere "BHAI" ko b andar bula le...
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kelewala: kele le lo kele 
Madam: Are bhaiya kele to pilpile hai kadak aur lambe do
kelewala: Are madam kabhi to khane ke liye liya karo..
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Ek sardar ne hospital me ek surjery gloves dekha, bar bar ulat palat ke
dekhne ke bad bola "lagta he Dropadi ke jamane ka C0ND0M hai" :-
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Girl to AsaRam:Can I see d future?
Asaram:Yes,KAPDE utaro aur ghodi ban jao.
Grl:I feel U want to FU_KK me
AsaRam:Dekha future dekhne lagi.
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Call Girl.1000/.Ka Note Bank Me Jma Kr Wane Gayi.
Bank Wala:Ye Note To Nakli Hai..
Call Girl:Hai Hai Mera To Balatkar Ho Gaya.
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Priyanka Chopra riding Scooty, suddenly stopped & began doing SUSU.. ON ROAD SIDE
Police: what r u doing.
Priyanka - why SHOULD BOYS HAVE ALL D FUN
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Jab Karina Ne DON ki Pent Utari Tab Jake Pata Chala ki don ka itna chota hei ki
"DON KA PAKARNA MUSKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI"
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