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· Pappu meets
his father in red light area. Pappu: Papa aap yahan?
Father: Bus beta ab 200-300 Rs ki cheez k liye teri maa k nakhre nahi sahe
jate.
· Wives are
funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then
they want to kill the woman who does.
· Letter to
mom by her daughter a month after her marriage: Fine here mom, but one
problem... my husband keeps on fucking me all the time... while bathing,
cooking, dish washing even while washing, Ironing clothes! I'm fucked up mom...
Any idea to control his urges? Sorry for the SHAKY HANDWRITING.
· What is a
man's definition of foreplay?
Half an hour of serious begging!
· Every married
man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot
fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....
· A man stands
nude in front of a mirror n examines himself: I wish 2 inches more & I'll b
a king.
Wife sitting behind: I think 2 inches less & u'll b a queen.
· Wife bought a
new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby.
Hubby: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho.
Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.
· Q: Why do most
women sleep in the afternoon ?
A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor
performance!!
· Ladki: Tum
Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?
Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal.
Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe?
Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN!
· Wife: Muje
lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
· Recommended
Dosage of VIAGRA
New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power + her permission.
· In bed
frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?
Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can't think of anyone tonight!
· A time comes
in life when your wife begins to trust you. It doesn't mean that you have
become Enlightened. It doesn't mean that you have turned a Saint. It just means
that you have lost your hunting abilities; she is convinced that you cannot
even catch a running tortoise, leave aside a PUSSY.
· Wife 2 naked
husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
· Wife A: I hate
my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.
Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.
Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge.. Tarik pe Tarikh
· On their first
night:
Husband: Is it really ur
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
· Woman was
having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it lose for
the Baby and then tight for the Daddy
· Doc: Reports
have got mixed up. I don't know if ur
Man: What shld I do?
Doc: Drop her in the middle of town, if she comes back DON'T FUCK
· The groom
stood naked in front of the mirror:
2 inches more & I'd be a king
Bride: Yes, 2 inches less & you'd be a Queen
· What is the
difference between cheating ur
If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.
· A frustrated
father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should
have wasted u in the bathroom!
· One lady
delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog... How is it
possible?
Her hubby is a hutch user... Wherever he goes his Network follows.
· Dentist didn't
get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling
· Wife n Mobile
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
· Husband: I
fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in ur
Wife: No, I might go deaf!
Husband: I've been cumin in ur
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