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Lady tells Doctor:Mere husband ka bahot bada hai
Andar jata hai to kaleje ko lagta hai!
Dr:Chota kar du kya
Lady:-Nahi
Kaleja Upar kardo .
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Mattha tekne ke baad lady boli swamiji koi sadbuddhi ki baat bataiye.
Swami : bra pahan ke aaya karo, hilte dekh ke dhyan bhang ho jata hey.
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Girl-DR Main susu Karti Hoo to 4 DHAR NIKALTI HAI
After checking her,
Dr-4 DHAR HI NIKLEGI KYONKI ANDAR aadmi ki pant KA BUTTON GUSA hAI..
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Hmari new Generation Miss ne kG 1class k bache se kha 1 se 10 tak gino me tume kiss krongi.
Bcha bola:agr me 1 se 100 tk ginu to kya package hai???
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MELODY &MALA-D me kya fark hota hai?
choti bacchi jab masti karti hai to MELODY khati hai
badi bachi jab masti karti hai to MALA-D khati hai
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Club Me Dancr jhuki to American Ne 100 Rs.Uski Bra
me dala,British Ne 200 dale
Sardar ne ATM card Uski Bra Me ghusaya or
300 Rs. Nikaal Liye???
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Sardar was advising his son on dinning table: 'Oye boti kha boti, lulli waddi hoyegi'..
Sardarni (Sharmatey huey(: 'Sardarji tusi v khao na'..???
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SwamiRamdev Blue Film dekhne gye
hans pade
BHAKT:Ap Q hanse gurdev?
SWAMI:Aj 20 sal bad mera khada hua hai
BHAKT:Gurdav apne mera pkda hua hai.???4
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Wht Is Pure Ayurvedic Name For Condom?
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Ans:Veerya Rodhak Yoni Bhedak Tel Yuqt Prajanan Virodhi Ling Vastra