The Office
A manager notices a new employee.
“What’s your name?” asks the manager.
“John.”
“I don’t know where you’ve come from John,” scowls the manager, “but we don’t use first
names here. I prefer my employees to use their last name only... Smith, Jones, Baker
etc. Now, what’s your last name?”
The new guy smiles, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”
“What’s your name?” asks the manager.
“John.”
“I don’t know where you’ve come from John,” scowls the manager, “but we don’t use first
names here. I prefer my employees to use their last name only... Smith, Jones, Baker
etc. Now, what’s your last name?”
The new guy smiles, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”
The Gates of Heaven.
Bill Clinton dies on Christmas Eve and he met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates along with two other blokes.
“In honor of this holy season,” says Saint Peter, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to enter the Pearly Gates and Heaven.” The first man, a smoker, fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a lighter. He flicked it on and says, “Here this represents a candle.” “You may pass through the Pearly Gates,” replies Saint Peter. The second man reaches into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shakes them and says, “They’re bells.” “You may pass through the Pearly Gates,” replies Saint Peter. Bill Clinton starts searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulls out a pair of women’s knickers. St. Peter looks at Bill with a raised eyebrow and asks, “And just what do those symbolize?” “Why,” says Bill, “They’re Carol’s.”
“In honor of this holy season,” says Saint Peter, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to enter the Pearly Gates and Heaven.” The first man, a smoker, fumbles through his pockets and pulls out a lighter. He flicked it on and says, “Here this represents a candle.” “You may pass through the Pearly Gates,” replies Saint Peter. The second man reaches into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shakes them and says, “They’re bells.” “You may pass through the Pearly Gates,” replies Saint Peter. Bill Clinton starts searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulls out a pair of women’s knickers. St. Peter looks at Bill with a raised eyebrow and asks, “And just what do those symbolize?” “Why,” says Bill, “They’re Carol’s.”
John Darling..rofl excellent name, that's funny :) post more jokes dude ;) good blog btw. Cheers! Dave
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