Alphabet Jokes

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hen an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, he

wo terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a

turned her down, saying:  Your salary is already higher than that of the

bomb, which one of them had in his lap.

secretary at the next desk. And she has five children.

Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute,  said the man carrying

Excuse me,  the efficient woman replied,  I thought we got paid for what we

the explosive.

produce here not for what we produce at home in our own time.

Don t worry,  the driver assured him,  we have got a spare one in the boot.

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B

small farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came

oy to mother: I ve  decided to stop studying.

charging towards him.  As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly

continued his milking.

How come?  asked the mother.

To everyone s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy,

I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much.

turned around and walked away .  Weren t you afraid?  one of the workers

asked the boy.

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Not at all,  the boy replied ,  I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.

or their first anniversary, a man bought his young wife a cell phone. She

was thrilled and listened eagerly as he explained all its features. The next

day she was out shopping when the phone rang.

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Hey, darling,  he husband said.  How do you like your new phone?

patient complains to a famous psychologist:  Professor, I ve been having

terrible obsessions for years, and no one has ever been able to help me.

Oh, I just love it!  she gushed.  It s so cute and small and your voice sounds

so clear. But there s just one thing I don t understand.

Who s been treating you until now?

What s that?

Dr Lal Rathor.

How did you know I was at the sari shop?

I see. He s an idiot. I m curious to know what he advised you to do.

To come and see you.

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usband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was

losing his temper.  Be careful,  he said to his wife.  You ll bring out the beast

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in me.

verheard: I can say one good thing about airline food: at least they re

considerate enough to give you only small portions.

So what?  his wife shot back.  Who s afraid of a mouse?