SANTA SING AND STUDENTS

Sardar Santa Singhji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned
for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the
inspector decided to visit the english class. This is what transpires :
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE
MAI"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE
MAI"
Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE
MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE
MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious . He confronts the principal and shouts at him
"What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an
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english class and what he is saying is GADHA ,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE
PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH. The principle too is shocked , Santa
Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh.
Principal : " Santa singhji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA ,
GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA
DESH".
Santa Singh : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students
the spellings of assassination.:- Ass-Ass-I-Nation

Alphbet Jokes

Jokes for Kids
Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move?
NRG (energy!)
Why is B very cool?
Because it is sitting in the AC!
What has four eyes but can't see?
Mississippi!
What letters did the boy say when he saw the empty table?
O-I-C-U-R-M-T!
What did A and B get in the music store?
A CD!
Which two letters are always jealous?
N-V!
What letter in the alphabet is always surprised?
The letter G!
What letter is always wet?
C!
Fred: There are only 11 letters in the alphabet.
George: No, there aren’t.
Fred: Yes, there are. T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
What begins with T ends with T and is filled with tea?
A teapot!
What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M!