Nice chutkule and Hindi jokes

Some Nice Chutkule and Hindi Jokes
Most cricketers (specially PAKISTANI), who are not comfortable in conversing in English,
go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators 
chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question
after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his
standard response to the first question after winning (about match how was it & how did you did it). 

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Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy! 

Inzamam: Bismillah-e- Rehman-e- Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi.
It was tight situation when he went in.. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions.
It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team,
put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result. 
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Teacher:-DHITRASHTRA K 100 Putra the: PANDU Ke sirf 5 Aisa Q?
student:- Sir, kyu ki Jinki Ankhe Hoti hai,Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote Hai
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Santa Ne Pathan Ki Beti Ka Rishta Manga
Pathan Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara
Mar Kha K Santa Utha
Kapde Jhad k Bola
To Phir Me Inkar Samjhu
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Macchar marne ka naya tarika
pahle machar pakdo
fir jamin pe lita do
fir gudgudi karo
or jaise hi hase
muh me ALLOUT DAL DO
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RAVAN: cigarete hai kya?
HANUMAN: Nahi
RAM: 1 pack hai na?
HANUMAN: prabu Aap chup rahiye sale ke 10 sar hai poora pack khatham ho jayega.
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New exam pattern->
1.Gen students: Ans ALL questions
2.OBC: Write ANY question.
3.SC : Read ONLY questions
4.ST: Thanks 4 coming to exam
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Son: Papa, mai kaise paida hua?
Papa: Mandir me mannat magne se.
Son: Aur ap?
Papa: Mai b aise hi.
Son: Hamare yahan chodne vodne ka rivaj nai he
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Teacher: Expain Responsibility?
Boy: Madam ur blouse has 4 buttons, if 3 buttons break down 
the entire responsibility will b on the 4th one.
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Man smoking in a bus.
Condtor: No Smoking likha nahin dikhta
Man: side may 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
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Waah re GANDHI,
Kya chali teri Aandhi,
Aaya tha langot me
AUR ghus gaya,
10,
20,
50,
100,
500,
1000
k Note me!
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Ultimate Power of Kaliyug:-
3rd standard Boy:Can I KISS ur hand.??
3rd std Girl: why, has anything happened to my LIPS.?
ZamaNa BadaL Gya Hai
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Dhirubhai Calling 4m Swarg"Beta Anil Kesa Chl Rha hai Apna Reliance India Mobile
Anil:Papa Kuch Sunai Nhi Deta Ap Mere Airtel K No.Pe Call Karo.
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Mukesh ambani: 
I want 2 kiss ur wife 
Anil: Ok but 40 paise per minute. 
Anil wife: dont cheat him reliance to reliance free.