Best Girlfriend Jokes

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Here comes the Ultimate One :)
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...! 
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. 
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. 
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede, Apni nahi toh dusre
ki dede, Bhagwan tujhe 1 ke badle 3 dega Anurag ki
tarah prerana ke saath Aparna aur Komolika free dega…
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Ek nadi thi...uske upar ek pull bana hua tha...pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi...
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi...
Guess who was the lucky guy?????? 
"KISNA" 
Wanna know Why??? 

Jo hai albela mad naino wala... 
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala..... 
woh kisna hai... woh kisna hai
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Boy2 girl:Agr tum 50gm weight 1min me kam kar doto tum jayada sunder or sexy lagogi
G:Ye kaise ho skta h?
B:Very easy.Tum apni panti utar do.
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Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha,
Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha,
Qki...
Shyam ke sath uski girlfriend thi..!!
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Itna KHUBSURAT kaise MUSKURA lete ho
Itna KATIL kaise SHARMA lete ho
1baat bata do yaar tum
Bachpan se hi CARTOON ho
Ya SURAT aisi bana lete ho???
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What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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Mam: Jab Sex karo to condom ka prayog kiya karo
Girl: Madam agar apko polythin me rakhkar Gulab jamun chusaya jay to kya apko maja ayega
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Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai
1. Bhut insan ko darane k liye
2. Machchar insan ko stane k liye
3. Husband aur wife insan ko banane k liye
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Great Offer! Bring a chit on exam day,scratch & show it 2ur nearest teacher
& win free trip2 Principal's office & Njoy 3year Vacation at Home
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Arz Hai
vo Toilet Mein Bethe The Maikhana Samajhkar,
Woh Toilet M Bethe The Maikhaana Samajhkar,
Aur Dhone Ka Paani P Gye Paimana Samajhkar
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Munna:circuit yar barish k waqt bijali Q chamkti hai
Circuit:bhai b0le t0 upar wala torch maar k dekhta h0ga ki kahi sukha t0 nahi reh gaya
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Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
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saRDAR ki wife nangi ho kar,
pure bed par dono tango ko phelakar boli
KUCH samjhe?
SARDAR:Ha haraamzadi.tu bed par AKELI SONa chahati he
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Tumahri girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi..
Wa wa
Tumhaari girlfriend kitni bhi Shareef hogi..
Wa wa
Par
Nahati to Nangi hi Hogi
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Tigr Kills Cow,
Hippo see It
Tigr asks Hippo "Not to tel this in Court",
Hippo Refuses,
Tigr Asks Y?
Hippo said-SHAKIRA says"Hips Don't Lie"
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