Sunday, 6 October 2013

Engineer's Best Jokes

hree lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference.
en who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women
At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought
who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts.
only one ticket between them.
How are you going to travel on a single ticket?  asked a lawyer.
Wait and watch,  answered one of the engineers.
When they  boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the thre e
engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly
foreign tourist hired a guide to take him around Delhi and Agra. At the
after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet
Red Fort at Delhi, he admired the architecture and asked how many years it
door and asked,  Ticket please.  The door opened just a crack and a single
took to build.
arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved
Twenty years,  replied the guide.
on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip.
So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their
You Indians are a lazy lot,  the tourist said.  In my country, this could have
astonishment, the engineers didn t buy any.  How are you going to travel
been built in five.
without a ticket?  asked one of the perplexed lawyers.
At Agra he admired the Taj s beauty and asked how many years it took to
Wait and watch,  answered an engineer.
In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers
Only ten years,  said the guide.
into another nearby.  Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out
of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding.
The tourist retorted:  You Indians are slow! We can construct such buildings
in two-and-a-half.
He knocked on the door and said,  Ticket, please.
In this fashion the tourist claimed that every building he admired could have
been built in his country in quarter the time. Finally, when they reached the
Qutab Minar, and the tourist asked what it was, the guide replied:  I don t
know. It wasn t there yesterday evening.
aid: What do you want, sir?
Visitor: I want to see your master.
Maid: What s your business, please?
Visitor: There is a bill...
Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for his village...
verheard at the veterinarian s:  I had my cat neutered. He s still out all
Visitor: Which I have to pay him...
night with the other cats, but now he s a consultant.
Maid: And he returned this morning.

1 comment:

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