Friday, 27 January 2012

Question Answer Jokes

Q: What happens when you tell a joke to an egg?
A: It cracks up laughing!
Q: Why does a tiger have stripes?
A: So he won’t be spotted.
Q: When is a man like a dog?
A: When he is a boxer.
Q: A nickel, dime and quarter are on a table. The nickel and dime jump off. Why didn’t the quarter?
A: It had more cents.
Q: What do you call a calf after it’s six months old?
A: Seven months old.
Q: What did the teddy bear say after dinner?
A: I’m stuffed!
Q: Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fire?
A: So that he could sleep like a log.
Q: What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
A: Wet feet.
Q: Why were the strawberries upset?
A: Because they were in a jam!
Q: What kind of music do most mountains like?
A: Rock music.
Q: What is a boxer’s favourite part of a joke?
A: The punch line.
Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny.
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.
Q: What did the skeleton buy at the market?
A: Spare ribs!
Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane after a hard day at the office?
A: “You know, it’s a jungle out there!”
Q: Why couldn’t the girl open the jar?
A: Because it was jammed
Q: What kind of person likes to have friends for lunch?
A: A cannibal.
Q: What do you call two old tailors?
A: An old sew-and-sew.
Q: How would you describe a man that is doing well in the boiled sweet business?
A: He’s a guy that’s made a mint.
Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
A: He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.
Q: What did the traffic cop give to a shepherd that drove his flock through town?
A: A ticket for making a ewe turn.
Q: What type of women is easy?
A: Archaeologists! They will date any old thing.
Q: What do Spanish farmers say to their chickens?
A: “Ole!”
Q: What’s the definition of a male Porn Actor?
A: A man that is a rising star.
Q: What is a Nymphomaniac Nudists favorite song?
A: I’m in the Nude for Love!
Q: What did Adam call his wife on the night before Christmas?
A: Christmas Eve
Q: What did Rudolph say to the other reindeer before telling them a joke?
A: “This one will sleigh you.”
Q: What kind of water conditions does Santa for surfing?
A: A Yuletide.
Q: What do American right-wingers think about Joseph Stalin’s grave?
A: It a Communist Plot!

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