Sunday, 6 October 2013

Alphabet Jokes

hen an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, he
wo terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a
turned her down, saying:  Your salary is already higher than that of the
bomb, which one of them had in his lap.
secretary at the next desk. And she has five children.
Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute,  said the man carrying
Excuse me,  the efficient woman replied,  I thought we got paid for what we
the explosive.
produce here not for what we produce at home in our own time.
Don t worry,  the driver assured him,  we have got a spare one in the boot.
small farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull came
oy to mother: I ve  decided to stop studying.
charging towards him.  As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly
continued his milking.
How come?  asked the mother.
To everyone s astonishment, the bull stopped a few inches from the boy,
I heard that that someone was shot dead, because he knew too much.
turned around and walked away .  Weren t you afraid?  one of the workers
asked the boy.
Not at all,  the boy replied ,  I knew this cow was his mother-in-law.
or their first anniversary, a man bought his young wife a cell phone. She
was thrilled and listened eagerly as he explained all its features. The next
day she was out shopping when the phone rang.
Hey, darling,  he husband said.  How do you like your new phone?
patient complains to a famous psychologist:  Professor, I ve been having
terrible obsessions for years, and no one has ever been able to help me.
Oh, I just love it!  she gushed.  It s so cute and small and your voice sounds
so clear. But there s just one thing I don t understand.
Who s been treating you until now?
What s that?
Dr Lal Rathor.
How did you know I was at the sari shop?
I see. He s an idiot. I m curious to know what he advised you to do.
To come and see you.
usband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was
losing his temper.  Be careful,  he said to his wife.  You ll bring out the beast
in me.
verheard: I can say one good thing about airline food: at least they re
considerate enough to give you only small portions.
So what?  his wife shot back.  Who s afraid of a mouse?

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