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The Indian chief

An Indian chief has three wives.
The first gives birth to a boy. Elated, the chief builds her a tepee of deer hide.
The second gives birth to a boy. Elated, the chief builds her a tepee of antelope hide.
The third wife gives birth, but the chief keeps the details secret. He builds her a tepee,
made of hippopotamus hide.
None of the tribe can guess what’s happened, until one brave suggests that the third
wife has had twin boys.
“Correct,” says the chief, “How do you know?”
“Simple,” says the brave, “The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the
sons of the squaws of the other two hides.”

A fat woman goes to doctors complaining that her husband has lost all interest in her.
The doc asks her to strip off and looks her up and down.
“Madam,” he says, “you’re going to have to diet!”
“Well OK, if that’ll get his interest back,” she says reluctantly “What colour works best?”

A teacher asks her class,  “Who knows how to find the area of a right angle triangle?”
A voice from the back of the class shouts, “Miss, Miss, when did you loose it?”

The Office

A manager notices a new employee.
“What’s your name?” asks the manager.
“John.”  

“I don’t know where you’ve come from John,” scowls the manager, “but we don’t use first
names here. I prefer my employees to use their last name only... Smith, Jones, Baker
etc. Now, what’s your last name?”
The new guy smiles, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”