Best of Sardarji hindi jokes

Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha,
Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha,
Qki...
Shyam ke sath uski girlfriend thi..!!
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Itna KHUBSURAT kaise MUSKURA lete ho
Itna KATIL kaise SHARMA lete ho
1baat bata do yaar tum
Bachpan se hi CARTOON ho
Ya SURAT aisi bana lete ho???
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What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
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Mam: Jab Sex karo to condom ka prayog kiya karo
Girl: Madam agar apko polythin me rakhkar Gulab jamun chusaya jay to kya apko maja ayega
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Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai
1. Bhut insan ko darane k liye
2. Machchar insan ko stane k liye
3. Husband aur wife insan ko banane k liye
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Great Offer! Bring a chit on exam day,scratch & show it 2ur nearest teacher
& win free trip2 Principal's office & Njoy 3year Vacation at Home
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Arz Hai
vo Toilet Mein Bethe The Maikhana Samajhkar,
Woh Toilet M Bethe The Maikhaana Samajhkar,
Aur Dhone Ka Paani P Gye Paimana Samajhkar
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Munna:circuit yar barish k waqt bijali Q chamkti hai
Circuit:bhai b0le t0 upar wala torch maar k dekhta h0ga ki kahi sukha t0 nahi reh gaya
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Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkum teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
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saRDAR ki wife nangi ho kar,
pure bed par dono tango ko phelakar boli
KUCH samjhe?
SARDAR:Ha haraamzadi.tu bed par AKELI SONa chahati he
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Tumahri girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi..
Wa wa
Tumhaari girlfriend kitni bhi Shareef hogi..
Wa wa
Par
Nahati to Nangi hi Hogi
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Tigr Kills Cow,
Hippo see It
Tigr asks Hippo "Not to tel this in Court",
Hippo Refuses,
Tigr Asks Y?
Hippo said-SHAKIRA says"Hips Don't Lie"
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Dost- Oye Teri Girlfriend Kaise Mari ?
Sardar: Yaar
MUH me MUH tha
CHOOT me LUND tha
GAND me UNGALI thi
Pata Nahi AATMA Kaha Se Nikal Gai !!
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Girl- Dear, Do U Know Aapki LULLI Duniya Ki Sabse Badi LULLI Hai ??
Boy- Aachcha.!
Girl- Kyun Ki, Iske Baad LUND Ki Category Suru Hoti Hai..
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Ladkiwal-hamko ladka psand h Shadi kab karni h?
Ladkewal-abhi to ladka study kr rha h
Ldki-hamari ladki koi baandriya nhi jo buk faad degi
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Ye NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE Hai,
Isme Hum Logo Ko Sone Se Pehle SUSU Karna Yad Karate H,
Taki BED Gila Na Ho..
Plz SUSU Karle
Dhanywad..
Gud Night
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A young man Studying Abroad Sent SMS to his Father:
Dear Dad,no money,no fun,your son.
Father replied: DearSon,too bad,sosad,your dad.
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MBA student:
"Yaar dhoka ho gaya"
Dost:
"kya hua?"
MBA student:
"maine ghar se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,unhone books hi bhej di...
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Who is true Indian?
Rajiv Gandhi.
Bcoz he is d only leader who followed pledge
"ALL INDIANS R MY BROS N' SISTERS"
& married to a foreign item.
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Santa:Mai 1 bar apne bathrum me susu karne gaya to waha sher tha.
Banta:fir kya hua?
Santa:mene sher ko kaha,aap karlo mera to nikal gaya.
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