Avoidance: I don't want to go to the dance.
Concourse: A golf course for criminals
Optimist: Happy fog.
Pessimist: Sad fog.
Sandbar: Where beach bums get drunk.
Submit: Wet glove.
Subside: Side of the ocean.
Survey: Map making knight.
Flatulent: A property that that your mate is living it.
Amplitude: Loudspeaker with an attitude.
Monsoon: A Caribbean teenage boy
Appointment: The business end of an assassin's knife.
Approximate: A stand-in for a regular friend.
Coffee, a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted, appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate, to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade, to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly, impotent
Negligent, describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your
nightie.
Lymph, to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle, an olive-flavoured mouthwash.
Flatulence, the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a
steamroller.
Balderdash, a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle, a humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude, the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately
before he examines you.
Oyster, a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent, the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Barby Doll, A doll with sharp steel spikes.
Concourse: A golf course for criminals
Optimist: Happy fog.
Pessimist: Sad fog.
Sandbar: Where beach bums get drunk.
Submit: Wet glove.
Subside: Side of the ocean.
Survey: Map making knight.
Flatulent: A property that that your mate is living it.
Amplitude: Loudspeaker with an attitude.
Monsoon: A Caribbean teenage boy
Appointment: The business end of an assassin's knife.
Approximate: A stand-in for a regular friend.
Coffee, a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted, appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Abdicate, to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade, to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly, impotent
Negligent, describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your
nightie.
Lymph, to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle, an olive-flavoured mouthwash.
Flatulence, the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a
steamroller.
Balderdash, a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle, a humorous question on an exam.
Rectitude, the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately
before he examines you.
Oyster, a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent, the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Barby Doll, A doll with sharp steel spikes.
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