Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Few Q and A jokes

Q: What’s blue and fluffy?
A: Blue fluff.

Q: What’s green and stringy?
A: Green string.

Q: Why do doctors slap babies on the backside after they are born?
A: It knocks the dicks off of the stupid ones.

Q: How do you know when you’re on a budget airline?
A: If you ask the Captain how often their planes crash he says, “Just once.”

Q: How do you know when you’ve met the perfect girl?
A: She the one with a short shirt and no knickers.

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