Thursday, 30 May 2013

Best Non Veg Jokes/Chutkule

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·  Recommended dosage of viagra:
New Girlfriend: No Need
Old Girlfriend: 1/2 Tablet
Mistress: 1 Tablet
Wife: 2 tabs+whisky+Porn Movie+Will Power

·  Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

·  Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.

·  A man was charged with Necrophilia (having sex with a dead woman). The judge said; I havn't seen such disgusting case in 20 years. Can you give me one good reason why you did it?
Man: I can give 3 reasons.It' non of ur business, she was my wife and I didn't know she was dead as she always acted like that.

·  To avoid condom related accident use 2 condoms with chilli powder in between them if outer breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know!
·  Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside.

·  Text messaging is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!
·  Q: What's the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.

·  A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.
·  Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.

·  Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?

·  Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!

·  A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
·  Wishing you a seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!
·  If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai. 

·  Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.

·  All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
·  Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.

·  Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!

·  A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to `Jadugar'.

·  Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
·  Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.

·  Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation. The boy puts his location in the girl's destination. Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
·  Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."
·  MEN-opause, MEN-strual pain, MEN-tal illness, GUY-necologist, HIS-terectomy. Ever noticed how women's problems start with men??
·  Sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny then fuck yourself and safe your money.
·  Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'

·  He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo! 

1 comment:

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