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Comprehending Engineers-Take Five

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Jokes 1

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?

Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

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Comprehending Engineers-Take Six

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Jokes 2

Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features

yet.

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Comprehending Engineers-Take Seven

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Jokes 3

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was

better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid

foundation for an enduring relationship.

The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion

and mystery he found there.

The engineer said, "I like both."

Architect and Artist: "Both?"

Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume

you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the lab and

get some work done."

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Comprehending Engineers - Take Eight

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Jokes 4

An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and

said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a

beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it

to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,

I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his

pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful

princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why

won't you kiss me?"

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a

girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

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