Some Hot Hindi Jokes

A woman married
a one legged man..
She wrote to her
mother:
"My husband only has
ONE FOOT".
Her Mother
replied:
"You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"
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In chemistry class teacher ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate Rs1500/ hotel k chares alag se......
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MADAM said to a naughty boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point
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Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se 50000
kamati hai
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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road... why? 
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the Office. 
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A Sardarni had 8 sons all named Karan. On asking how she managed to call one in particular. 
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname ! 
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Koi Sardarji apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal 
garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: 
Lagta hai pahunch gai.
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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. 
Wife observes the whole episode.
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this? 
Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
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Angry Sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga mita dunga. 
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga. 
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Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 
Banta singh: Post office. 
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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya? 
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di..." 
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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar 
idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think.........
"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI" 
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? 
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. 
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'. 
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. 
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? 
Sardar: Phone karte waqt. 
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? 
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, 
ek ne desh ke liye, 
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye! 
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, 
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, 
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, 
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai 
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Judge: U r crossing the limits. 
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? 
Judge: How dare you call me saala? 
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? (my favorite) 
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