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Some Best Hindi Chutkule
Q:What Is The Idea Of A Horror Scene?
THINK

THINK
ANS:U R Having Sex With Pregn@nt Lady & Suddenly A Hand Holds Ur LUN From Inside!!!
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maisehikuttahonahodtamjoadhaptwamjamjadtdajkjlalotmagtnbeht...
Nahi padha ja rha na..Forward kar do, Tension dene ka, lene ka nahi!..kya
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BREAKING NEW
Lucknow me barf giri

AB SAMACHAR VIStaR SE
Hazrtganj me 1 admi cycle par barf le ja ra tha,carier dhila tha aur barf gir gai
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Itna KHUBSURAT kaise MUSKURA lete ho
Itna KATIL kaise SHARMA lete ho
1baat bata do yaar tum
Bachpan se hi CARTOON ho
Ya SURAT aisi bana lete ho???
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A very bad shayari which might even kill u.
Aatma choor gayi sharir purana
Aatma choor gayi sharir purana
Didi tera devar diwana???
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Teacher:Kiss Ko Sentence Me Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word KisS Bhi Na Aaye Aur Mening Aajae 
Student-Aaj Subah Begam Se Bahut Muh-mari hui.
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It's Simple Mathematics, are you a donkey 

Simple Equation 
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy 
Donkey = eat + sleep 

Therefore 
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy 

Therefore 
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work 

In other words, 
Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work. 
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snta:AAJ GHAR JATE HI BIWI KI PANTY UTRUNGA,
bnta: AAJ TO BADE MOOD ME HAI?
snta: MOOD KI AISI KI TESI, BAHUT TIGHT HAI , SUBAH GALTI SE PEHENLI THE
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If ur boss says: Nothing is impossible,
ask him 2 wear a condom aftr sex.
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Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
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Rinku Bantu Swimming pool Me Naha Rahe The
Rinku Dubne Laga To Bantu Ka Lund Pakad Liya
B: Bhosdi ke sikhle Ladki Ke 7 Hota To Dub Gaya Hota
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Boy: ek condom dena, girlfrnd ko gift dena hai.
Shpkpr: is par cover chadha du?
Boy: arre nhi ! yahi to cover hai, gift to mere paas hai.!
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Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to 45 bar pakde jaoge.

why?

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bcoz

sin90 = cot45
(sin90=caught45(
Think hatke....always..!!
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