chutkule

lady in party want 2 go 2 tolit,asked sardar :.
sardarji susu karne wali jagah dikhao.
sardar- naughty girl pehle tum dikao
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Sardar:Kya Tumhari Underwear.
Me 2 Chhed He?.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Khabrdar-Nhai to..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sardar:Phir Tu Usme.
Tange Kaise Dalta He?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Dr- marij K piche bhag.
rahayha.
Log-kya hua.
Dr-4bar aisa hua.
sala brain opration karvane.
ata he aor.
bal katvake bhag jata
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick!
Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
• Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
• A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep. 
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
• Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened between them, they are still together.
Who?
Ur bums. 
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
• Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna. 
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
A gud friend is like a gud bra... hard 2 find- comfortable-
supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur
heart!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------