Kaatil Hindi Chutkule/Jokes

Kaatil Hindi chutkule/best Jokes
Rape Case
Lawer to Girl: Aap bata sakti hai Aadmi koun tha.
Girl: Koi bahar ka tha
Lawer: kyo?
Girl: Itna bada hamare mohalle me kisi ka nahi hai.
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Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh...
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Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
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A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service! 
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Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
?
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?
?
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1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai. 
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A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear marie, today is good day,
u r anmol for me…
but u have crack jacked my heart,
bcoz i have a little heart,
now i m in 50/50 position… 
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Dil ka dard batna mat
Ankho me ansu lana mat
Is bar pitai bahut hogi
Isliye masjid se chappal churana mat
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U r a v special frnd of me
So I wanna gift u N70
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Gin le pure 70 hai
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Kanjus baap= Kaha gaya tha
Beta= GF ke sath tha
Baap gusse se _kitna kharch kiya
Beta=250, Baap=250??
Beta=han uske pas itna hi tha
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Anti Misha: My daughter got gang raped, I need insurance claim
Agent: Sorry madam personal enjoyment & entertainment is not covered
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Ganja going on road, Bird shits on Head "hey bhagwan ye kya hua?
Bhagwan-Bacha tu itni dhup me ja raha hai, mai to Sirf Sunscreen
Lotion Dala hai.
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Wife: Ap apni frnd ki biwi k janaze pe nai gaye???
Hus: Kis muh se jau? Wo mujhe 3ri biwi ke janaze pe bula
rha hai or me use 1 dafa b nhi bula saka
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Are dekh teri biwi ko saap kat raha hai
Santa: Chinta mat kar yaar, uska zahar khatm ho gaya hoga
Recharge karwane aaya hoga
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