Teacher-Student Chutkule

Unseen Hot Chutkule
Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh the
Phir Rajput hue
Phir Sharma ho gaye
Abhi hai Darzi
Aaage Mummy ki marzi
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Child:papa aunty ka pait kyu phola hai?
Father:tujhe sub pata hai!
C: nahi pata promise!
F: in k pait me pani bhara hai
C: Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye
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Agar aap kahin jaa rahe ho or KALI BILI apke aage se guzar jaye to iska kya matlab hai??????????? 
Is ka matlab hai 
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KALI BILI bhi kahin jaa rahi hai
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What is the full form of MBNP? 
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Mujhe Bhi Nahi Pata
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I 
LOVE 
U! 
Send this sms to 10 girls and win a free trip to your nearest "Polis Station" in luxary jeep.
Rahana khana and body masaj free
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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai? 
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
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Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. 
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
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2 bachey jungl main poti ker rehey they achank lione aa geya 
pehla bacha 
chote dar tu nahi raha 
dosra bacha nahi main nahi darta 
pehla bacha tu saley apni doh mari kyun doh raha hai
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga
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New Concept of Life
Morning = M_A_N_D_I_R
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A
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$: GHAJINI me Aamir Khan Ki Body Itni Jaldi kyon bni
Q K Aamir Khan 1 Bar Jim Jata Tha 15 mint bad bhul jata tha
Phir Dubara Chala Jata tha
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1 GADHA tha
Wo Sms Parh Rha Tha
Use Pta Tha k Sender ne Use GADHA Kha Hai
Wo fir b Sms Parh Rha Tha..
Bechara GADHA Jo Tha!
e e e hasa..
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