Chutkule on Sardar

Hot Hindi Jokes and Chutkule on Sardar
Sdr: >Up Coming Moives
1> Exam ka Khauf
2> Tadapte Student
3> Kaatil syllabus
4> Sadma Result ka
5> Pass Ho Na ho
6> kaash Hum Padhe Hote.
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Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!
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Gal with his boyfriend opened her legs 2fuck n asked:Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga 
He wears condom n says:Iske baad bhi hooga too 'Jadugar'
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Q: Pata nahin Nisar bhai kaise paida huye
A: Nahin pata
Q: Thik hai main batata hu
A: Jawani Janeman, Haseen Dilruba, Mile do dil jawan, Nisar Ho gaya.
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Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir
Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir



Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly

Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere,

You May Go Now.

Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. ..?

Officer: M.P!!!


Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems
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