Ladkiwal-hamko ladka psand h Shadi kab karni h?
Ladkewal-abhi to ladka study kr rha h
Ldki-hamari ladki koi baandriya nhi jo buk faad degi
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Ye NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE Hai,
Isme Hum Logo Ko Sone Se Pehle SUSU Karna Yad Karate H,
Taki BED Gila Na Ho..
Plz SUSU Karle
Dhanywad..
Gud Night
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A young man Studying Abroad Sent SMS to his Father:
Dear Dad,no money,no fun,your son.
Father replied: DearSon,too bad,sosad,your dad.
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MBA student:
"Yaar dhoka ho gaya"
Dost:
"kya hua?"
MBA student:
"maine ghar se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,unhone books hi bhej di...
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Who is true Indian?
Rajiv Gandhi.
Bcoz he is d only leader who followed pledge
"ALL INDIANS R MY BROS N' SISTERS"
& married to a foreign item.
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Santa:Mai 1 bar apne bathrum me susu karne gaya to waha sher tha.
Banta:fir kya hua?
Santa:mene sher ko kaha,aap karlo mera to nikal gaya.
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Customer:Ye Bakra Kitne Ka He?
Salesman:500Rs
Coustmer:Itna Sasta
Sman:China Ka He.Koi Gurantee Nahi,Ho Sakta He Kal Se Bhokna Suru Karde
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Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
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Teacher-apko shahrukh khan ki movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI se kya lesson mila?
Student-ummeed mat haro shadi k bad b ladki pat sakti hai!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
I am leaving India 2morrow
Actualy Aishwarya is pregnant & media is suspecting me 4 it
Tu bhi nikal le
.
.
Uski kamwali bhi pregnant hai
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English teacher-
"one cute young girl is walking on the road"
change this in to exclamatory sentence.
Student-
"Aaila, ITEM" !!!
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Girl: na chedo ladkio ko paap hoga
kal ko tu v kisi ka baap hoga
Boy: khuda kare teri baat sacchi ho
jo mujhe baap kahe wo teri bacchi ho
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Girl:If U'll Try To Kiss Me,Me Shor Macha Dungi
Boy:Lekin Yahan Dur Dur Tak Koi Nahi He
G:I Know Bt Formality To puri
Karni Hi Padegi
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Media asked Abhishek,wat is d difference between new and old Umraojaan?
Abhishek:Nayi waali se apni setting hai aur purani waalise papa ki!
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Santa was walking in a forest, he saw snake hanging on d tree
Santa : Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi,Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye
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Hum chlormint kio khaate
Hai?
Q ki
5 STAR
Dairymilk
Perk
Kitkat
50 paise me nahi ate hai
Ab dobara mat puchna
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Napolean : Meri Dictionary Me "Impossible" Word Nahi He!
Santa : Ab Bolne Se Kya Fayda, Kharidte Samay Hi Check karni Chahiye Thi...
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Sherani ke gharwalo ne Hathi ka Rishta thukara diya kyu?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tu so ja unka aapas ka mamala hai, hume kya karna,...
Gud9t
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Agar kuchh different kar dikhana hai to 1 baat mano
Hathi par ulta ho ke photo nikalo Aur duniya ko photo ulta karke dikhao.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Chuhe ne Bili ko prpose kiya to bili boli-abe chala ja,tujhe mujhse darr nhi lagta.
Chuha :TUJH ME RAB DIKHTA HAI YARA MAIN KYA KARU.
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Santa ka uske pitaji se bahot jhagada hua...
Santa sidhe Kabrastan aaya aur pitaji ka photo ped par tangaya aur niche likha,
Coming SooN...
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Months-12
Cricketors-11
Fingers-10
Planets-9
Corners-8
Wonders-7
Senses-6
Oceans-5
Direction-4
Seasons-3
Eye-2
Lovely Person-1
Abe tu Nahi mai
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Ladkewal-abhi to ladka study kr rha h
Ldki-hamari ladki koi baandriya nhi jo buk faad degi
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Ye NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE Hai,
Isme Hum Logo Ko Sone Se Pehle SUSU Karna Yad Karate H,
Taki BED Gila Na Ho..
Plz SUSU Karle
Dhanywad..
Gud Night
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
A young man Studying Abroad Sent SMS to his Father:
Dear Dad,no money,no fun,your son.
Father replied: DearSon,too bad,sosad,your dad.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
MBA student:
"Yaar dhoka ho gaya"
Dost:
"kya hua?"
MBA student:
"maine ghar se books ke liye paise mangwaye the,unhone books hi bhej di...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Who is true Indian?
Rajiv Gandhi.
Bcoz he is d only leader who followed pledge
"ALL INDIANS R MY BROS N' SISTERS"
& married to a foreign item.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Santa:Mai 1 bar apne bathrum me susu karne gaya to waha sher tha.
Banta:fir kya hua?
Santa:mene sher ko kaha,aap karlo mera to nikal gaya.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Customer:Ye Bakra Kitne Ka He?
Salesman:500Rs
Coustmer:Itna Sasta
Sman:China Ka He.Koi Gurantee Nahi,Ho Sakta He Kal Se Bhokna Suru Karde
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Teacher-apko shahrukh khan ki movie RAB NE BANA DI JODI se kya lesson mila?
Student-ummeed mat haro shadi k bad b ladki pat sakti hai!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
I am leaving India 2morrow
Actualy Aishwarya is pregnant & media is suspecting me 4 it
Tu bhi nikal le
.
.
Uski kamwali bhi pregnant hai
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
English teacher-
"one cute young girl is walking on the road"
change this in to exclamatory sentence.
Student-
"Aaila, ITEM" !!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Girl: na chedo ladkio ko paap hoga
kal ko tu v kisi ka baap hoga
Boy: khuda kare teri baat sacchi ho
jo mujhe baap kahe wo teri bacchi ho
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Girl:If U'll Try To Kiss Me,Me Shor Macha Dungi
Boy:Lekin Yahan Dur Dur Tak Koi Nahi He
G:I Know Bt Formality To puri
Karni Hi Padegi
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Media asked Abhishek,wat is d difference between new and old Umraojaan?
Abhishek:Nayi waali se apni setting hai aur purani waalise papa ki!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Santa was walking in a forest, he saw snake hanging on d tree
Santa : Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi,Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Hum chlormint kio khaate
Hai?
Q ki
5 STAR
Dairymilk
Perk
Kitkat
50 paise me nahi ate hai
Ab dobara mat puchna
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Napolean : Meri Dictionary Me "Impossible" Word Nahi He!
Santa : Ab Bolne Se Kya Fayda, Kharidte Samay Hi Check karni Chahiye Thi...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Sherani ke gharwalo ne Hathi ka Rishta thukara diya kyu?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tu so ja unka aapas ka mamala hai, hume kya karna,...
Gud9t
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Agar kuchh different kar dikhana hai to 1 baat mano
Hathi par ulta ho ke photo nikalo Aur duniya ko photo ulta karke dikhao.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Chuhe ne Bili ko prpose kiya to bili boli-abe chala ja,tujhe mujhse darr nhi lagta.
Chuha :TUJH ME RAB DIKHTA HAI YARA MAIN KYA KARU.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Santa ka uske pitaji se bahot jhagada hua...
Santa sidhe Kabrastan aaya aur pitaji ka photo ped par tangaya aur niche likha,
Coming SooN...
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Months-12
Cricketors-11
Fingers-10
Planets-9
Corners-8
Wonders-7
Senses-6
Oceans-5
Direction-4
Seasons-3
Eye-2
Lovely Person-1
Abe tu Nahi mai
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