Sardar Ji hot Chutkule

1Srdar-maine apni biwi ko 12th karwayi 
Fir B.Sc,
fir M.Sc
Fir usko job b lagwa di.Ab aur kya karu?
2 srdar-acha sa ladka dekh k shadi b karde.
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Srdr put his penis in a botle of HORLICKS n started shouting ''Epang Opang Japaang''
why?why?He wantd 2 make it Taller Stronger n Sharper
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3 grls gosipping at tuition
1st-kal maine sir ki table par cdm dekha
2nd-maine usme hole kar diya tha
3rd-marwa diya na mujhe saali
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1st nite pati biwi k ankho me dekh rha tha
Wife:kya dekh rahe ho? Pati:ankhe jndgi k kitab hai
Wife:niche library me aag lagi hai uska kya.
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Papu Ka Bura Din: Darwaza Khola Kundi Hath Me,
Nal Khola Tuti Hath Me,
Suitcase Uthaya Handle Hath Me.
Ab Dar Raha Hai Ke Susu Karu Ke Na Karu.
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A baby dog asks mama dog How papa looks like Mama dog said Your dad came from behind
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully
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Kunwari kanya ko miss kehte hai
uske chumbanKo kiss kehte hE
missKo kiss
karna mushkil
hE
isliye
kissmiss ke bhav tej rehte hai...