Saturday, 4 May 2013

Seven qualities to be a perfect woman.

7 qualities to be a perfect woman:

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

Joke: Saying liver and cheese in sentence

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

Joke: Common between girls legs and Amul butter

Que. What is common between a girl’s legs and Amul butter?

Ans. Both are delicious when spread.

Joke: Bomb bursting inside bra and underwear

If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?
And if it bursts in a man’s underwear?
Banana split.

Joke: Secret of long life

Secret of long life…
Morning 2 eggs
Evening 2 pegs and
Night 2 legs

Que. What makes a happy man?

Ans. Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing persons.

Joke: Wives discussing their husbands

Wife A: I hate my engineer husband, erect n erect…
Wife B: Mine is a Doctor, inject n inject…
Wife C: You both are lucky, mine is a lawyer! postpone n postpone!

Joke: Why Osama Bin Laden doesnt have sex with his wives

Que. Why doesn’t Osama Bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Ans. Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush!

Joke: Difference between love true love and showing off

Que. What’s the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Ans. Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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