Thursday, 23 May 2013

Best Engineer Funny Jokes


Comprehending Engineers - Take One

Jokes 1.

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where

did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my

own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike

to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably

wouldn't have fit."


Comprehending Engineers - Take Two

Jokes 2

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half

empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.


Comprehending Engineers-Take Three

Jokes 3

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a

particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for

15 minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!"

The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with

him." [dramatic pause] "Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us?

They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind firefighters.

They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we

always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think

I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist

buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
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