Lady to the doctor over the phone. “ Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something
immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and
I can’t get into it. “
Doctor:” Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon
be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
Lady: “ Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”
PATIENT:-DOCTOR I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING,GIVE ME A MEDICINE PLEASE.
DOCTOR:-TAKE THIS SLIP TO THE MEDICAL SHOP
PATIENT:-IF I USE THIS MEDICINE,I CAN SOLVE THIS ITCHING.
DOCTOR:-I GAVE THIS FOR GROWING YOUR NAILS FOR SCRATCHING.
DOCTOR:-TAKE THIS SLIP TO THE MEDICAL SHOP
PATIENT:-IF I USE THIS MEDICINE,I CAN SOLVE THIS ITCHING.
DOCTOR:-I GAVE THIS FOR GROWING YOUR NAILS FOR SCRATCHING.
Man in Delhi:I have a severe foot ache.
Doctor after examining says-"You should walk for 4 km
everyday". After a month the doctor receives a call from the same patient saying,"I am now in Agra, how much more should I walk?"
everyday". After a month the doctor receives a call from the same patient saying,"I am now in Agra, how much more should I walk?"
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