Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Teacher student general jokes

Teacher:Who was Raja Ram Mohan Roy ?
Student:They all four were great friends
Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask a question in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."

Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey with a stick and I stop him , what
virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.

Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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