Hashgulle....

Sawaal: Pata hai kee Nishaar Bhai kaise paida hua?
Sawaal: Nahee Na?
(Thik hai, Mai Bata-ta Hu........)
Jabaab: Jawani Janeman, Haseen Dilruba
mile do dil java..... Nishaar ho gaya.


Banta ji platform par khre the tabhi train aane kee ghosnaa huai aur woh railway track se kud pade.
Unhe dekh kar ek aadmi chhilaaya "sardaar jee ky kar rahe ho mar jaoge!
To Banta jee Bole Marega tu! abhi abhi suna nahee kee train platform par aa rahee hai.

Baasi khabaar
Ek Do sheet wala Plane aaj kabristaan mein gir gaya. Local Sardaaro ne ab tak 500 death body haasil kiya
hai aur baaki kee talash ke liye abhi bhi khudai kar rahe hai.........  

Santa singh (prito se) Jaanti ho jitnee der mein main ek saansh leta hu.
Utnee der mein Desh mein ek naya baccha janam leta hai.
Prito(chakit ho kar)- Hai raam, tab tum apnee yeh harkat chhor kyo nahee dete?
Desh kee aabaadi pahle se hee Itnee badhee hui hai.